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DANECKI, BASED ON REAL EVENTS

Cases in which built these daneka, when something happened actually

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1
Winter. Snow. Machine with a dead woman. What happened?

REPLY

The man who spent hours clearing snow from space for his car during a Blizzard in Chicago returned with the car, he found it occupied by a woman.
From excess of emotion he shot her.
2
Patients of the mental hospital turned violent, so after a few days they were released.

REPLY

After stopping order a drink at an illegal bar, a bus driver in Zimbabwe found that the 20 mental patients he was transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit that its omission, the driver drove to the nearest bus stop and offered everyone a free pass. Then he took all the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients are restless and inclined to tell strange stories.
Figured out only after a few days.
3
Bill lost his job because he wanted to drink.

REPLY

The driver, 12 years of experience in the Coca-cola company, wanted on the road to drink. Bought at the gas station a bottle of Pepsi. For which he was dismissed.
4
The circumstances of the death of bill were not installed immediately.

REPLY

The patient died as a result of opening...
5
Bill had a lot of trouble due to the fact that Mary was coughing.

REPLY

Bill played "Who wants to be a millionaire", Mary cough told him the answers. They were accused of fraud and sentenced to a heavy fine.
6
Jane cried, finding money.

REPLY

Jane worked at the University and considered himself an expert in some area, which wrote the book. The instance was in the University library. In this instance she put the bill. And found her through a pretty long time, which suggests that the book so anyone and not needed.
7
Mark returned home only after his political demands were met.

REPLY

For 500 years B.C. the Roman plebeians there was such a practice called "secession": when the plebeians became unbearable from the universal injustice, the army that defended Rome, and consisting preimushestvenno of them, left their city, and threatened to establish a close to new, thus leaving Rome without protection.
Naturally, in this situation, the authorities have become more accommodating.
8
Bill was arrested because he wanted to drink.

REPLY

Real happened story, the main character of which hit the top ten dumbest criminals".
A young man with a shotgun entered the store and demanded cash from the cash register. After the money was shipped in a bag, he saw a large bottle of whiskey, and asked to add it to the money, however, received from the seller refused, the seller had doubts that the robber reached 21 years.
After some wrangling, the robber pulled out a driver's license and showed them to the seller, which, after careful study, agreed with the legality of alcohol and Packed a bottle in a bag. What they and parted.
However, parted briefly, because after two hours, the robber was taken by police in his apartment, because the seller said the name and address specified in the rights
9
Anton went over weight and was hospitalized.

REPLY

Once students living in the hostel, I decided to have fun, Brose from the balcony of the 10th floor of a weight on the accuracy of contact in a specific area of asphalt. After another attempt they were tired of running each time, weights, and they tied it to a rope, the other end of which has firmly primatily to the balcony bars.
The rope was short, and a weight having reached one of the lower floors, flew straight out the window, at the same time breaking away from the ropes...
And the students were smart enough to go to the tenants for the weight, which they poured on the first number.
10
Bill was exposed because he was not dead.

REPLY

It happened on September 11, 2001, during the terrorist attack in the United States.
Bill worked in one of the buildings of the world Trade Center. While he had to be at work, bill went to the mistress and knew nothing about the incident. Wife nervously called him on the mobile, and in response to her question "where are You?" he answered: "In my office..."
11
The woman planted, because her son was a scout.

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A woman came to the son's scout camp, where police showed the children how the service dog takes the trail. During the demonstration, the dog found these drugs, which was found in the women purse.
12
After one case some people were surprised after reading this.

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The harsh Siberian peasants, having saved money, bought steep Rolex watches come with a lifetime warranty. Modulerootapplication, etc. After some washing, the Russian soul, a little offended that this clock is nothing to fear, demanded experiments. They are only with them did not watch did not respond. Until someone decided to boil. After this process under glass appeared malenka drop of moisture.
"Ahhh!" said harsh Siberian peasants and carried back the clock to complain that bourgeois technique, despite all assurances, has elapsed. They replaced the watch and promised another, if they will tell them how they achieved this effect.
After this statement was labelled: "do Not boil". You would be surprised in how to use watch this inscription?
13
She noticed that the blinds are lowered, and this has led to the arrests.

REPLY

Portraying the White house on the dollars, counterfeiters have made a mistake: instead of the half-open blinds depicted omitted. This drew the attention of the vigilant American.
14
Bill decided to do a good deed - and imagine - died!

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Bill lived on the 8th floor. One day he decided to hang on their balcony the bird feeder. And to reach the desired height, could think of nothing better than to stand on a chair with wheels! Of course, did not keep her balance, chair, "let's go", hit the balcony railings, and bill flipped over from the 8th floor.
15
Mary gave bill a gift, and after some time he was arrested.

REPLY

Grandmother (Mary) decided to make a gift to the wedding of his grandson (the bill). She transferred to his Bank account 500 brands, but in order not to appear at the wedding ceremony empty handed, Mary atxurra on a color copier bill 500 brands and put them into an envelope with a greeting and a note: "This paper is a copy, and the original sent to your account". However, the bill inadvertently did not read her message and put "bill" in the wallet. When trying to pay this bill bill arrested
16
Bill suffered due to the lack of a sword.

REPLY

One sneaky student stated on the exam in one of the ancient English universities, which, according to ancient rules of the University, during a long exam each student (i.e. him) put a mug of ale and meat. The administration he gave, but the next day he was summoned to the proceedings, during which he was informed that he was expelled from the University because, according to the same set of rules, a student has to appear for the exam armed with a sword.
17
It was robbed, and he wanted to pay.

REPLY

The real story, included in the list of the most idiotic crimes.
Bill was walking the dog and, as usual, collected excrement behind it in the bag. Some thief jumped out from behind the corner, snatched from the hands of bill this bag and disappeared. After bill had stopped laughing, he thought he would not regret and 100 bucks to see the face of the thief, when he will reveal the bag.
18
Bill wanted to be saved from the water. Soon the locals found his charred corpse.

REPLY

People during a thunderstorm went through open countryside. In order not to get wet, opened the umbrella and died from lightning, caught in the tip of the umbrella..
19
Once a week, bill writes a check, it gets Mary. Bill enjoyment out of this not ispytvaet, Mary. Once the bill this receipt is not signed, he was put in prison.

REPLY

A drunk driver hit a child. At trial, the mother of the murdered child demanded that once a week the bill was sent her a$ 1 - to always remember sovershenno crime. The bill was released early (conditionally) from prison with this condition. When bill is not sent another check, he immediately returned to prison.
20
Bill stopped drinking due to the fact that John could not cope with their responsibilities.

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Cat John refused to catch mice. Simply they were not interested in it. Then the owners of the cat (two young curious friend) decided to buy white mice and paint them in different colors suddenly the cat interested.
The mouse ran around the apartment and the neighbor is an alcoholic bill quit drinking, deciding what color the mouse is already delirium tremens.
21
Despite strict warning, bill returned the following day.

REPLY

New Zealand. In the midst of a secret military facility sits a small plane. The pilot explains that he was lost and he ran out of fuel.
It had long been questioned, but then believed and was released with the requirement to forget about the existence of this place.
What surprise military, when he returned the next day with his wife and asked that they explained where he was before, his wife.
22
Masquerade ball. The doorman at the entrance let only those who have costumes. The man appears in a frock coat, without a fancy dress and even without a mask. He smiled at the doorman, and he misses.

REPLY

For costume Dracula is only required fangs, which were demonstrated with a smile.
23
A famous doctor once asked to increase his fee. The request was made. He asked about the new addition - with the same result. When for the third time, the same thing, he lost hope to achieve the desired result and decided to kill.

REPLY

At first Arthur Conan Doyle thrice asked about the increase in fees in the hope that the publishers will not agree, and he can forget about annoying Holmes. Then wrote a story where Holmes dies in the waterfall.
24
's purse fell from the table. Because of this died a woman, not a man.

REPLY

Taken from exlarouche forum.
A waiter decided to kill one man, and suddenly learns that the company will come to celebrate some event in the restaurant, where the waiter works. The company sat round (!) table, and the waiter volunteered to serve this buffet.
In between courses, until the waiter changed the dishes on the table, the company dispersed. Who went to smoke, who in the ladies ' room, and one woman was invited to dance. Before leaving, she leaves her purse on the table. By this time the waiter replaced all the dishes and put the poisoned glass of the man (because he knew where he sits).
Past the buffet runs another waiter and accidentally smacks purse on the floor. Because he didn't know exactly where she was, then put it in one place to the left (or right, does not matter). The woman went back to the first table, sat down, checked my bag. All the rest have moved on one place, as well as the table was round, as tipsy guests, no one paid attention. The woman took the poisoned glass.
25
Bob sent his friend a letter to another city without paying a single cent. And the letter came.

REPLY

Bob did not pay for the brand. Swapped the address of the sender and recipient. American postman saw the letter without postage stamps sent a letter to the sender, i.e. Wainamu other.

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Source - Danedar

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Asya
2013-12-20 18:57:50
and at Vasi instead rubles cents) so well
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2012-12-21 15:38:17
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