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Inessa Ageeva

Funny mistakes and grammatical poems

FUN GAMES WITH the ERRONEOUS WORDS (instead of boring cramming)
will help to develop children increased grammatical vigilance and sensitivity,
and this will allow them to continue to write correctly without errors.

ERROR, no doubt,
Change the words meaning.
Natasha, Petit, Faith,
Here's examples.


LOCOMOTIVE AND PARAVOZ

LOCOMOTIVE, STEAM LOCOMOTIVE
Speeding people under the wheels.
PAIRS his wheels spinning,
In time at the station he would be.

PARAVOZ, PARAVOZ
Cargo from bad school was lucky:
Doecke-PAIR
For Viti and Tamara
And for all the other guys,
What learning do not want.

TOWNSPEOPLE AND SARAJANE

CITIZENS CITIZENS
In the CITIES always live,
To and from work
Along the streets scurrying.

SARAJANE, SARAJANE
In GARAGES all the days of sticking out
On machines sold
Wives, children and grandchildren.

If took you by the hand,
Think, don't rush
Not that people will be accommodated
You are forever in garages.

SAMOVAR AND SAMOVAR

SAMOVAR farcet, noise,
Himself the water boils.
Crane brilliant turn,
Tea Cup all poured.

SAMOVAR something quite different,
Not capable of that.
SAMOVAR - each fishermen,
He uhi will Navara us.
Get SOM only network
SAMOVAR really pulling children.

So think, friend, first,
Letter About writing Ile A.
Who does not know how to write,
Tea yet unseen.

BOYFRIEND, UJAGAR AND WHOAR

WAGER brings flowers
And to go to the movies with him asks.
He cared Amateur,
Compliments govorili.

UJAGAR - EAR hlebec,
The best food he doesn't know.
All the other stuff,
Five pots - all EAR.

WHOAR - it all worse -
Run away quickly.
As the know nothings he meets,
All he EARS authrized.

BOUNCERS AND HOSTONY

BOUNCERS without stopping
Like to BRAG about things,
And about what they ate,
And about what the sick,
And about that, where rested, -
All of these people were met.

HOSTONY W in the TAIL trudge,
In the last part huddle,
The TAIL of fear running out
Kohl to the Board for their cause.
I'll give a call hang up -
The fins on the TAIL pipe,
HVASTUNISHKA-bully
So ready for a fight.

To understand you need,
Where the BOUNCER, where HOSTONY.
In order to dispel all doubts,
Put the words under the stress!

PURSE AND THEY SMILED

PURSE full of money,
In the store go to the mother.
It COULD be a pot, PORRIDGE,
That made mom Mache.
In the shop with such break -
Laughter you won't be gathered!

PRETTY AND CHALKY

PRETTY people
Very CUTE and cuddly,
Cute, neat -
It is all of you it is clear.

CHALKY man
On the face whiter than CHALK:
Ile fear grew pale,
Or that's sick,
Ile all the blood he gave to doctors,
Or not he sleeps at night.

Can you help the poor guy
Nice to be back,
If pen on paper
Will the word "And" to write.

PRESCHOOL AND DECADIC

Morning PRESCHOOL
The KIDS go,
Mom and dad
There are holding them.
They will be there
Frolic, play,
Letters and numbers
In exercise books to write.

Morning DECADIC
Old daddy go
Grandmother of them all
Under the handles are.
They will be there
Newspapers to read
And dominoes
Very much pounding.
Will be in Conchas
They are loud snoring,
Songs of war
Will be there to sing.

If it is wrong
Will write,
Will baby
To old to get.
Will be there with them
Bones banging
Instead
In order to learn to read.

TIMBER AND LESOVOZ

The TIMBER at the sawmill
Logs are long out of luck,
Razrushivshij, in pine FOREST
Again cutting will come.

LESBOS in zoos
FOX delivers as gifts,
It is enough to frighten secisek -
Let them be kids.

GUDGEON AND PISCARY

Likes sandy bottom GUDGEON,
Clean, transparent water.
Baby that you don't fire away,
Let yourself in the SAND frolic.

Likes days BEEPING all night
PISCARY that letter And so friendly,
PEEP it does not rest,
We PISCARY this does not need.

CARAVANS AND ROBBED CARAVANS

Camel CARAVANS
Go through the dunes.
Quietly wander,
Thorns only chew.

Meadows, paddy,
Green such
Lowing robbed caravans
Leads the shepherd Ivan.

When you write word,
Remember first:
In camel CARAVAN
Always three letters "A".

THE FOX AND THE SCRIBE

In the North the snow FOX inhabits,
Furry it everyone learns.
Rodney he has the red Fox,
But no letters he writes clever sister.

The SCRIBE in ancient times all the paper WROTE,
Nice and fast, and the diploma knew.
Wasted a ton of feathers and a ton of ink,
While each computer its not changed.

Words confuse -
Will you sin:
Not because of that
Will get on the fur.

SALT SHAKER AND SALONGA

In the form of a mushroom, or in the form of a barrel
The house is always home to the SALT shaker.
SALT poured in the SALT mistress -
Knows about it every dunno.

The FAT in SALUNKE piece lies,
Cat master beside her circling.
Previously was on the table only oiler,
Now shines new - SALONGA.

Your mistakes can't be good,
Seeing as "And", expect all the fat.
If you deprive them of delicious hope -
Will award you the title of the ignorant.

COCK AND PITUCH

COCK - strict husband
For codehouse chickens.
PITUCH in Rus -
The one who DRANK too much.
Who is it
On the nose will not remember,
That cock
At the dawn will not Wake you up.
Will sleep the whole day,
As the famous Groundhog,
And the two will get
Then for the lesson.

TAKE OR BE TAKEN?

If brother need in kindergarten to WITHDRAW,
The FOOT will have brother you go.
Try faster you walk,
Charging order not to be late again.

If brother need in kindergarten to DRIVE,
You have to travel faster to find,
And then to shake rattling tram,
Brother chorus five minutes yawning.

If you want a short to choose the path,
In the word the letter "C" to write not forget.
If you will, honey, err,
You have it in the tram ride.

VILLAS AND VILLAS

FORKS - garden hand tools,
There are today, and were old.
Very plug much like,
Sharp teeth they inject too.

VILLAS outside the city builds a nation
To relax them, without the hassle
To the house in the pool to swim,
The air is clean to breathe, enjoy.

If finances who allow,
In the word two "L" these people insert.
Who else money is not saved,
With "L" only one of the forks bought.

THE BARONESS AND BARONESSA

BARONESS, you know, the wife of the BARON,
Important, arrogant person.
The title of it is his proud,
Light your pearls shines.

BARONESSA, you know, the wife of the LAMB,
On the meadow to graze out early,
Very good of her curls,
Next to her sons her sheep.

Error Baroness insult,
Error Baroness does not forgive
Who in the titles of mistakes,
Baron those in the duel causes.

PERFORMANCE AND SPECTACLE

On SPECTACLE come to take a NAP,
An hour or two quietly to sleep.
Show quietly dreams colored,
Forgetting about all the Affairs of the day.

And the PLAY come to see,
That art to warm the soul.
To think, to empathize,
Make smarter, be happier.

Since the theater you looked, in order not to sleep,
In "performance" have the letter "E" to write.

DISCIPLINE AND DISCIPLINE

DISCIPLINE - the boys:
At school all sitting quietly.
DISCIPLINE CHICKS:
For hen together in a row.

BASAK AND THE TRAMP

BASAK bass in the choir sings,
The BAREFOOT without shoes goes.
Salary is not paid boss,
Here's a TRAMP and barefoot.

DUDE AND PION

PION driving cars sitting
Logo PEUGEOT car shines.
DUDE dress flaunts his
On the front of this with a smile look.

OPHTHALMOLOGIST AND OCULIST

Bold is a specialist
Called OCULIST.
Treats teeth he SHARKS,
Very scary karakulam.

The OPTOMETRIST also, incidentally,
Treats children, adults EYES.
Easier to call him glasnik,
All eyes watch used.

CHICKEN AND CATLET

In the bowl of your catlet
Does not fit ATHLETE.
In Patty only CAT
Will fit and live there.

TO ACCEPT AND ARACHNET

In the cold I sat
And it OCOCHAL -
I turned in the HEAD,
Well, what I Doodle.
If I'm in the dictionary stared,
Then b NUMB.

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